Is it possible he scanned that guy with his phone right there? Fed it into a facial DB and got a profile then decided to break out the no job wise crack? Saw he lives at home so brought up telling his mother?
I'm not familiar with he response speed of those apps, but I've heard of them being used. Trying to decide if that's plausible.
This is completely unrelated, but if your user name is from the short story of the same name...
Do you think everything sounded pretty great and would've been fine if somebody hadn't opened the hatch and caused a bunch of garbage, leaves, and sticks to get sucked into the machine?
Just sayin'