I'm going to pirate my gender like it's a movie

what it protects against is group ideology. I don't want to start thinking things simply because the political party I align most with thinks that, and unfortunately, identifying with a political group can make people start doing that.

I do roman style lots

How does one learn this power

And then stole it again!

Exactly, it's not something designed to output facts, it's designed to output the most likely set of words.