Give us a moment. The sane among us are still trying to figure out which of our friends and family are still worth a shit.

Every person who ever said the word "cuck" in public with zero irony.

Nah, I still fuck with Skinny Puppy and Bauhaus.

And I'm a spaceman!

Pretending is fun!

I continue to be surprised that The Simpsons is still on the air. It's a cliche now to say it hasn't been good since the late 90s.

A lot of classic black metal and Wisp.

The GOAT.

Ren and Stimpy. I was the strange kid in school, so the show's gross-out humor and absurdity appealed to my weirdo sensibilities. Finding out John K. is a bastard sexpest definitely tempered my nostalgia a bit.

I tried switching to an alum block for those exact concerns. Didn't work for me and made me actually smell worse than when I forget to put on antiperspirant. I think I'd rather risk cancer and not smell like a pair of used gym shorts.

Okami. That game was an absolute joy to play and the visuals and music were beautiful. My wife even mentioned that I seemed calmer and relaxed while playing it.

Hold on, I need about 12 minutes to render your video and even then it's going to be at postage stamp sized resolution and sound like someone stuck a brick in a blender.

I used to write dark ambient and noise records as a hobby. I got some of my best samples from that method.