https://eventsinukraine.substack.com/p/strategic-sedatives-for-the-mutant
well, I guess another HTML for today, I've had this post bookmarked for a while, and I just saw that substack gives you one free post to unlock, so what the hell, might as well do it now
overall - really bleak times for the Ukrainian military
Strategic sedatives for the mutant army
Drunk commanders expending sick soldiers. The 2023 stillbirth.
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Today we’ll be taking a tour through the Ukrainian army. Luckily for our health, a virtual one, relying on reports from Ukraine’s brave warriors for European Civilization. First, testimony from a man held in the dungeons of the Vinnytsia manpower distribution center. Commanders drill hidden phones to the wall, mobilized men cough up blood amidst the damp and mold, showers are only allowed twice a week at best, the healthy get sick, and escapees are beaten to a bloody pulp:
They bring in everyone here without distinction — chronic alcoholics who can’t stop shaking, drug addicts with burnt veins, skinny and toothless people. They even bring in homeless men in terrible condition — covered in sores, eczema, and all kinds of chronic illnesses. Everyone’s psychological state is horrible
Meanwhile, even nationalist militarists have been complaining about the mobilization of one of the country’s premier medical engineers, responsible for producing equipment that saves lives at the frontlines:
I asked Pavlo: “But you have eyesight problems!” (he wears glasses). “They don’t give a shit, they said I’m fit to serve…” — he replied.
Next, the future. Why complacency in the western media about the ‘100 year Russian offensive’
covers an ‘operational clusterfuck’ with a ‘strategic sedative.’
Meanwhile, how all this translates into the frontline. First, the situation in the south. Amidst Russian advances, the commander of a battalion from the 142nd brigade sent to save the situation is an
incompetent rogue and, according to some reports, arrives at the command post EXCLUSIVELY while intoxicated.
we should bring back calling people "rogues", it's a really cool insult
Besides his drunkenness, the commander’s proclivity towards lies has already led to ‘frightening… considerable losses’. This is apparently all in due course for the 142nd brigade, whose only purpose is to supply expendable infantry for other worn-out units:
It’s worth adding that these commanders had previously effectively annihilated the brigade on the Pokrovsk axis. In some companies fewer than ten people remained.
Meanwhile, recent proclamations by high command that the corps reform has been completed are ridiculed by military bloggers. In fact, the old practice of ruthlessly burning through the infantry of units ‘relocated’ from elsewhere continues. Our correspondents explain how this practice has meaninglessly expended lives on the Pavlohrad axis, where command has:
decided to fight an old problem with old methods that, as it turned out, only make the problems grow exponentially.
Finally, a more theoretical post I translated today begins with the premise that:
As of 2025, the Ukrainian military is a bizarre mutant in which the most talented and the most inept people coexist side by side. The brigades, battalions, staffs, tables, and positions are identical — but some cosplay the U.S. Army during the “Desert Storm,” while others resemble Iraqis.
Besides explaining the heterogenous tendencies existing in the army today, the text also explores the past. It argues that the only high-quality sections of the Ukrainian army destroyed themselves in the steppes of Kherson in 2023. That is, even before the failed counteroffensive of that year, which was simply ‘the nail in the coffin’. Since then, the army has become a Gogolesque phantom:
Our “classical” army has become an army on paper — an army of stillborn brigades, untrained personnel, and incompetent staffs. In this army people worry more about overpayments of additional pay and nonwritten-off equipment than about losing personnel. On paper you have a combat-ready battalion — respectable (not) members (fuck) of the commission signed off — but in reality there are 300 mobilized men: 150 of whom are fucked in the head, an incompetent commander, dreadful training, no commanders at most levels or NCOs, and a lack of supplies needed for modern war. On paper you have 100 trained soldiers, but in reality they literally know nothing, and every brigade asks that people be sent to complete basic combat training immediately within the units.
The future
The Economist put out an article on October 17, triumphantly proclaiming that Russia would have to keep fighting for 103 years to take all of Ukraine.
real WW2 nazi propaganda hours
also reminds me of those alt-history videogames/settings which are like "World War 1 has been going for a hundred years!" and it's like, going on with what manpower, are they fucking breeding poilus and tommies in cloning vats? (this would at least be an actually interesting concept for a sci-fi dystopia setting, where a brutal WW1-style attritional war can only go on by virtue of the parties involved literally mass-manufacturing soldiers - the anime Ergo Proxy actually had an episode like this, where a post-apocalyptic arcology was fighting off a robot invasion and only surviving by just breeding more soldiers, but it was just the one episode)
But, Ukrainian ‘Officer’ did not feel reassured, writing the following the same day:
Shall we fight for another 100 years? Can somebody tell these ‘experts’ that it doesn’t work like that. I get really pissed off when those analysts try to calculate the time it would take Russia to capture certain territories based on what happened once before. First of all — to what end? What use is that information? Probably to soothe someone and cover an ‘operational clusterfuck’ with a ‘strategic sedative.’ Like: our stomach hurts, but we’re still a long way from needing an appendix removed, so we can keep eating whatever we want. Unfortunately, the snowball effect doesn’t occur to any of these authors. Second, war is not subject to any formulas, theorems, or axioms. Yet for some reason people still bluntly compute timelines for enemy territorial gains based on past events, while the factors that influence all this are not constants but variable inputs. Has the war of 2024 changed compared to 2025? — Obviously yes. If one side quickly adapts to new rules of warfare, pulls a trump card, or simply exploits the opponent’s problems — all your mathematical calculations collapse completely.
On October 18, Officer wrote about how the dangerous effects of winter. Since Ukrainian sources constantly complain of Russian drone superiority, he seems to be implying that the Russians are the ‘hunters’ with the advantage:
We’re entering a rather interesting phase of combat in the modern drone war: in this autumn–winter period, when kill-zones have already formed on both sides of the line of contact in most sectors, logistics will become maximally complicated because the greenery is almost gone, leaves have completely fallen — the terrain’s camouflage value is minimal, and the number of revealing factors (snow, etc.) will increase. The conditions for infantry being in the field and for their approaches to positions will become much harder; accordingly, whoever is hunting will have the advantage, and whoever is hiding will be in a less favorable position. The headaches for infantry will grow, because mechanization and lots of equipment are all well and good, but it is the infantry that actually forms the frontline battle zones—and we haven’t moved away from that.
Engineers to the infantry
On October 19, a telegram run by a veteran of the ultra-nationalist paramilitary ‘Shakhtarsk-Tornado’ (closed down years ago for extreme violence against civilians) complained that specialists were being mobilized:
️I’m asking for maximum reposts! And please read carefully what kind of *** is going on. Ternopil’s military enlistment officers have detained a man whose company is the only one in Ukraine that manufactures surgical instruments, without which not a single military hospital can operate — as well as civilian hospitals, including Ohmatdyt. They’ve already assigned him to a brigade, and the military medical commission was “passed” in a matter of minutes. I asked Pavlo: “But you have eyesight problems!” (he wears glasses). “They don’t give a shit, they said I’m fit to serve…” — he replied. He’d asked me many times to help him get enlisted, but I understood that his work was far too important. And not as a joke — quite seriously, I told him: “There are so many guys here who are crippled, and without your work it’s impossible. So keep doing what you do.”
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Remember the story of another man from Ternopil — Bohdan Pokitko. The situation is almost identical. But Pavlo’s work is real help that saves lives — both military and civilian. I know many people who’ve been “taken.” But I’ve never written about anyone — until now. I can’t stay silent. ... You might ask — what about an exemption from mobilization for such people? Well, apparently, you have to pay a lot for that. But a man who’s taken out loans and donates almost his entire salary to the Armed Forces of Ukraine can’t afford that! That’s how we damn live!
The Aidar Batallion’s Stanislav Buniatov also commented on the incident:
The military medical commission, as usual, was completed in just a few minutes. People like him, as always, have no exemption from mobilization — unlike McDonald’s employees, who do.
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