Snort_Owl

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I am Sport_Owl, here to extol the wonders of eating healthy and regular exercise. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 3 minutes ago

Remember kids, eat mcdonalds and goon all day

Yeah I’m irony poisoned…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 7 minutes ago

It was so long ago i can’t remember if i hallucinated it or not

Yeah I’m irony poisoned…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Yeah I’m irony poisoned…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 18 minutes ago

I’m relitigating the cast iron pan struggle session on the side of stainless steel pans

Yeah I’m irony poisoned…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 20 minutes ago (2 children)

The iron in my blood has gone rusty

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Yeah I’m irony poisoned…. (hexbear.net)
 

I ate an entire cast iron pan after the cast iron pan struggle session and now I don’t feel so good

The number of people who think I and Dort_Owl are the same person is non zero so I can ruin their reputation by saying…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
Dort owl more like mole Trotsky in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 49 minutes ago

Leon Dortsky

The number of people who think I and Dort_Owl are the same person is non zero so I can ruin their reputation by saying…. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 54 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

I also am infact not covered in dort and also have a secret stash of noses for the nose shrine to pray to the nose god Snort_Owl who is actually the original Owl account and all other Owls are stolen valour

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The number of people who think I and Dort_Owl are the same person is non zero so I can ruin their reputation by saying…. (hexbear.net)
 

I Dort_Owl have a large collection of funkopops and the first 24 karat gold labubu

There’s a worm at the bottom of the garden and his name is wiggly woo in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

B.J. Blazkoworm

Yeah I’m a C.H.U.D in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I am Dort_Owls horrific necktie

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Yeah I’m a C.H.U.D (hexbear.net)
 

Charming

Hunkular

Unflappable

Dilf

You WON'T believe this image was painted in 1863 in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Life before woke

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There’s a worm at the bottom of the garden and his name is wiggly woo (hexbear.net)
 

I ate him

Wait, is it spelled "Mama mia" or "Mamma mia"? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Mio mao mio mao lalalalala Mio mao mio mao lalalalala

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Dying light is great in coop (hexbear.net)
 

Dying light has always been my favourite zombie game that gives a more believable spin on the tired genre. In coop its a blast, it has no interest in being balanced or make narrative sense like so many games obsess over its just the same game but you're with a friend instead. I wish more games implemented such a type of coop just duplicate the main character and let me have fun with people.

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Hottest video game characters of all time (hexbear.net)
 
  • Kim Kitsuragi
  • Sam Fisher
  • Mgs4 Otacon
  • Geraldo
  • Everybody in MgsV
  • Sam Fisher
  • Gustave
  • Mads Mikkelsen
  • Ur mum
  • The main character dude in The Evil Within
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Probiotics? No I’m anti biotics (hexbear.net)
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Does anyone have a recollection of learning about food pyramids in school and seeing eggs in the dairy section or is it just me? (hexbear.net)
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I used to be an anime otaku (hexbear.net)
 

Oh

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Nobody told me Twin Snakes was absolute cinema (hexbear.net)
 

Its just mgs1 if it was an anime

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My life is a bit account (hexbear.net)
 

I look in the mirror, honk my clown nose and get ready for another day of shit posting

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What’s your favourite smell? (hexbear.net)
 

Mine is ball smell. Its distinct aroma very moreish it sticks in my mind. Kind of musky like a cellar reminds me of home.

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