For me it would be a new external hard drive for all my data hoarding

Good on him for asking a real question

To be honest, I think the best way to get Lemmy to grow in the near term will probably be getting more people to use both Mastodon and Lemmy, rather then hoping more people will shake away from reddit. I'm active on Lemmy but probably use mastodon more.

Free refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.

Everytime I see this Picture, I really think of it as a wonderful form of modern art.

FYI, this is from a parody account that makes up facts/quotes. Still funny, but in a "The Onion" way

Can't stop the stroganoff

Looks like the kids can watch it over and over again effect

Welcome to late stage capitalism. The US is totally doing great...

Well, the cube rule of food says anything without a starch/bread is a salad, if you want an absurd authority to point to: https://cuberule.com/

Inflation hitting everywhere