SandraBollocks

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Its a good thing we found this old abandoned summer camp kids lets sing a song."

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~The Itchy & Scratchy Movie~~ The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races