This guy is so goddamn lame holy shit

I got this yesterday, as well. There's no way this could hold up legally, right? Like my 7 year old could easily just click through that, no way this is a legally binding contract to forfeit jury rights and right to sue.

..right?

This kind of awkward humor walks a really fine line between funny and just plain old awkward. Stand up comedy is a real deal skill, you couldn't just go up at an open mic and kill, you probably aren't doing it in a classroom of your peers barely paying attention.

It's just fun to play along. I don't think many people actually believe green text anymore.

Wait are you telling me the Democratic Republic of North Korea is neither Democratic or a Republic?? Like they'd just lie?

I think my version of hell is never ending small talk with distant relatives/acquaintances.

So many car doors to close, so little time

I got an email from OnStar the other day saying it contacted my bank and updated my card info because I had gotten an old card and hadn't updated the info, I don't pay for OnStar but the dealership MAKES you set it up even if you don't use it.

How the fuck are they allowed to contact my bank and get information like that? Weirded my TF out to say the least.

Good point. Really good sign for users if we can get breaking news stories here like this.

Now that's a classic reddit comment right there. The more things change, the more they stay the same lol

How strange, I wonder what was different about the third one as opposed to these two guys...

Having the sync app has made the transition so much easier. I don't know if the same level of discussion will ever happen here, but I'm going to give it a try. I'm done going to the bot farm over there