SARGE

joined 2 years ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 4 weeks ago

It's beside the desk in the tax office they'd tucked between the food court with a sbarro and 2 Asian fusion restaurants and the movie theater with only two working screens.

Not under the desk. Beside. Because even long after shit has hit the fan, nobody wants to go in one of those, and nobody would even notice it if you hung neon signs.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Having a proper air filtration system should be a given here... Radon isn't an issue.

Honestly I'd have multiple entry/exit spots for air exchange so I'd always have access to surface air if one gets blocked for any reason, and they'd be sealable from the inside with systems to scrub the c02 for lengths of time if needed.

Idk I'm already putting too much thought into a shitpost...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 4 weeks ago

Am I having a stroke?

I don't smell toast.....

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 4 weeks ago

I was just about to say "the blessing of being a full grown adult that loves finding Nemo"...

I always wanted to hear that joke the right way...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

It's important that those 100x are to different people.

Your coworker sound like my grandpa.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe it's just because I don't watch enough anime, but while I've definitely recognized voice actors in different shows, I don't personally find it any more annoying than seeing an actor play another character in another IP.

Idk his name but one guy is in a ton of stuff including games, but I love when I recognize it.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"Our Glorious Agricultural Fields" vs "Their Barbaric Farming Practices"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago

Look, we all just make up random numbers and throw in a decimal point to make it feel official.

Nobody says anything because nobody wants to admit it's all made up.

So just toss some numbers up there and you're golden!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Military personnel taking time out of their taxpayer-funded training exercise to get some social media material.

As former enlisted, an argument could be made they were AWOL. They were not in their designated place at their designated time, and did not have permission to do the thing they did.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

Does it come with a drink cooler?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago

a few minutes earlier

"hmm, I'm bored. Oh look here's some people enjoying a small laugh. Imma shit on the fun. How DARE they enjoy a joke I personally don't like. The FOOLS! THE ABSOLUTE MORONS! I simply MUST tell people their frivolity is absurd."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

Oh shit me too...

I'm falling asleep already though.... Imma need to set a reminder for tomorrow...

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