keep all text, including the misattribution to werner herzog and substitute a portrait of william shatner.
Omg, this! Plus, if the cancer threatens to take over, we gonna need them guns to fight the cancer. #FlawlessLogic
Oh, that stuff about "sharing is theft"? thats an exercise in doublespeak. my attempt to parody the institutions. ..."it is sharing which robs society"... Mwuahaha!
BTW, are we allowed to talk about the national capacity for 60M poopies per day vs the actual load of 90M ?
our birthrate drops. young adults emigrate. some old people die while others retire abroad. And yet, we're 30M poopies/day overcapacity. why? nobody nose! it's a mysteron!
But what can you actually DO?
Where is your tupperware lunch box? hmmm?
Statistically insignificant compared to xyz
Beware new laws! we already have industry and environmental regulation overlapping with general laws. Lack of enforcement is the problem
look what these "reporters" need just to mimic a fraction of our word-power!
easy to test. men can say "tampons glitter lotion" several times a day. women say "garage exhaust cable".
People of Earth, you are waking up, as our advanced space-faring race once did...
-- Gul Dukat
Dukat 2024 -- Make Cardassia Great Again