Nothing is less suspicious than a clearly adult man asking around dorms...

That stuff makes me paranoid, the real stuff does not. Psychosomatic? maybe, but it kept happening.

Is your friend Ricky from the trailer park boys?

last time I tried this I got a weird look and told "not around here". In fairness, I give off uptight vibes and follow the rules because covering my ass on the easy stuff lets me uncover my ass on the stuff that actually matters (stealing like 5-10 minutes every shift).

What drug is sweet even supposed to be?

I don't know anyone here and only just met my coworkers yesterday.

The answer I feared. I have many anxieties regarding social interaction.

They do what they want and make it everyone else’s problem.

I am surprised the government didn’t go with the should-have-been-hanged-as-a-spy ghoul’s plan to cover it up as much as possible and silence by any many means necessary.

Lol some dipshit crashed a 1/4 billion dollar military plane into the ocean while landing

Shenanigans, CIA involvement. He wants to dollar the economy, no way they didn’t put their feet on the scale

Don’t body shame, I’m sure at least one comrade here shares those features

If he has his way the country is going to be so fucked revolution is inevitable. The dollar initiative alone….