[-] Paradox 4 points 15 hours ago

It's not a now thing. It's already here. My thermostat, sprinkler controller, and rice cooker all run Android

[-] Paradox 2 points 2 days ago

And if that public company has stock in the toilet it's worth fuck all to unload

[-] Paradox 54 points 5 days ago

Federated directories. We're going back to Yahoo like it's 1995

[-] Paradox 13 points 6 days ago

And it's still worse than a picture of a hill in Sonoma

[-] Paradox 68 points 6 days ago

Replace the CEO with an AI. They're both good at lying and telling people what they want to hear, until they get caught

[-] Paradox 75 points 2 weeks ago

overwatch style

You mean team fortress style

[-] Paradox 67 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Apple has done this many times before. Over even more frivolous patents (i.e. a glossy black rectangle)

They made their bed, now they have to lie in it

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cross-posted from: https://lemdro.id/post/3061318

Djot is a markdown alternative, created by John MacFarlane, creator of Pandoc and spec author of CommonMark. It aims to fix many of the little issues Markdown has, and does a pretty good job of it, imo.

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Djot is a markdown alternative, created by John MacFarlane, creator of Pandoc and spec author of CommonMark. It aims to fix many of the little issues Markdown has, and does a pretty good job of it, imo.

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[-] Paradox 69 points 7 months ago

So they went to the same model Pandora used to use 15 years ago

[-] Paradox 64 points 8 months ago

Reddit has been dying for a decade or longer, it's just now the people who saw it through all the previous crap, and tried to make it have some semblance of the site it once was, have up and left, leaving it to the brainless hordes.

[-] Paradox 126 points 8 months ago

Joycon drift, and all other thumbstick drift, is already a solved problem.

  1. Use bushings that actually have some abrasive resistance and aren't softer than a fingernail.
  2. Use a non-contact based sensor to determine the XY position of the stick. Hall effect, optical, strain gauge, whatever, we've had the tech for 50 years.

The reason why they haven't done this is one very simple reason: $$$

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[-] Paradox 64 points 10 months ago

>demand money from third party app developers
>give money to karmawhores

wut

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Post content for those without an account:

I hereby officially announce the Elixir type system effort is transitioning from research into development: https://elixir-lang.org/blog/2023/06/22/type-system-updates-research-dev/

A huge thank you to Fresha and Starfish for sponsoring this new stage. They are also hiring:

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submitted 11 months ago by Paradox to c/elixir@lemmy.ml

ExUnit is wonderful, and the functional paradigms that underpin Elixir let us write extremely complex tests in a fraction of the code that would be needed in OOP testing frameworks like RSpec.

But it's not all wine and roses. Tests can quickly accrue tons of boilerplate and repetition.

Using some Elixir features, you can cut down on these, and make tests even nicer to write.

[-] Paradox 110 points 11 months ago

That was before the whole clown show. The valuation cut was dated May 31st

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submitted 11 months ago by Paradox to c/lemdroid

cross-posted from: https://lemdro.id/post/4376

I got tired of hitting ⌘Enter and not having my post automatically go through, so I wrote a little userscript that enables exactly that.

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