Update: Sky did not fall. I did need to mess with an image and put some text on it yesterday but found that Windows has a thing called Designer and that seemed to have more than enough functionality for my needs. Yay!
I wonder if this Adobe price hike won't turn out to be a bit of an own goal for them. Imagine if millions of lazy users like me who were paying monthly but not really using the software were all motivated by the price hike to review their use of Adobe products and cancel... eep.
Nothing went right for Dr Who after Chibnall poisoned it. Russell T Davies did his best but it's looking like even he can't save it now. It's so weird to see something that's literally been in the background of my entire life lose it's way like this.