I can't fathom what these companies gain from this. Does anyone really buy a console just to play an exclusive game?

In that story, the angels took the form of men. Apparently super hot men lol.

Most of the biblical descriptions of what angels really look like are fucking terrifying.

If it looks like a duck...

Oh man lol. Whole villages have been murdered due to my pettiness!

Hey now, it's hard to find the right spot sometimes ;)

I mean, runtimes can be a legit reason to say something's not working.

What a garbage place.

At the very least I'd try to clean up that fuzzy condition on behavior to anticipate any bad or inconsistent data entry.

WHERE UPPER(TRIM(behavior)) = 'NICE'

Depending on the possible values in behavior, adding a wildcard or two might be useful but would need to know more about that field to be certain. Personally I'd rather see if there was a methodology using code values or existing indicators instead of a string, but that's often just wishful thinking.

Edit: Also, why dafuq we doing a select all? What is this, intro to compsci? List out the values you need, ya heathen ;)

(This is my favorite Xmas meme lol)

Or build a pyramid

I'm comfortable condemning brutality on all sides but I keep thinking about this exact thing, how any kind of meaningful progress has been delayed by yet another generation.

"Have we run the Quarter 5 data yet?"

It's to help improve the user experience right? ...right?