Is it really a disorder if it's just a normal response to circumstances?

You're ridiculous.

This is a very astute answer, I like it

The same type of people who watched Top Gun and joined the Navy, I guess.

Idk about you, but I don't instinctively know how much room is left behind my car when I pull into a parking space

Distraction is the best coping method. I listen to audiobooks instead of trying to sleep and I fall asleep faster without the constant stream of internal anxious chatter

It does. It's high pressure. Imagine a super soaker stream right on your butthole. It's not some weak ass trickle of water like a water fountain or something

I was reluctant to get a bidet because I couldn't hook it up to a warm water line, and was pleasantly surprised when I realized buttholes really aren't that temperature sensitive. Even in the dead of winter, cold well water shot straight up the butthole doesn't feel cold or shocking at all. Probably impossible to believe unless you try it yourself.

Also, don't be a monster and dry your butthole with a towel. Just use a little bit of toilet paper so if you're still dirty, it's okay. It's not like your whole rear-end gets soaked, it's a very thin steam of water that targets just your butthole, with maybe a tiny bit of spray on the surrounding area

What did zoom change? Other than their workers being forced back to offices

The same mechanism that kept OJ out of prison: money.