I went to Milton Keynes in 2009, and I still haven't stopped driving yet

Don't worry about the hand thing, that's just what the tables are like at McDlidani

"That's when I went to Yale"

The first one sounds like Down With The Sickness by Disturbed

I think the second one is the theme from Doctor Who

We must seize the means of production, chat!

Uh, didn't you read the thing? Reddit's awesome and all!

Twatter

I know it doesn't have anything to do with the letter X, I just think it fits now more than ever.

"You worked an extra 15 minutes today so you'll get paid 8.15 hours"

Here's a link to nothing for those who don't use Spotify, YouTube or Piped:

Sync's interface was Reddit for me

Same. I spent 12 years on Reddit, and barely even saw the desktop site, I almost exclusively used mobile apps.

When I moved to Lemmy, the experience of Jerboa, Liftoff, the mobile site, etc just wasn't hitting right. Sync has been out for half a day, and it feels like home again lol.

I'll selflessly offer myself up as recipient.

It's fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food