Le tits now.

1: "Please, destroy my datacrystal when I die. Like a true friend." 2: "But dude...it's indestructible..." 3: "I will destroy the crystal! I will take it to mount doom!" 2: "...And my axe."

Well, since the fish are just laying there, at the bottom, motionless and dead it's pretty easy.

It was probably butt. Buttfruit. Eating ass was the forbidden fruit.

Maybe it was a knittycat? This post raises a lot of questions.

Good news! Someone already did and is selling that photo in stock photo services!

Selective breeding, eh? There's a word for this and it was vouched for by a guy with a distinct style of moustache.

They said "All the music files", not unholy abomination from the seventh layer of ass hell.

I downloaded my library of Kindle books and ripped the DRM out of them just last month. Now they're safely tucked in my cloud drive as well as a physical drive.

Papa Smurfs birthday.

Where I'm from most shops loan you a temporary vehicle while they work on your car. You only need to top the tank when you tske it back. Very convenient. Not that I could even afford to own a car myself.

Those trains sure are weird and confusing, with their back and forth those tracks and all. Makes you wonder about train safety, it does!