Well, that's kind of their point.

Except for all the ones that don't have homes, all the ones that are abused, and all the ones that do jobs every day.

Is there a dairy queen?

Shit, thank you for the reminder at the end.

As an Android user, all I have to say is fuck iMessage. Dark pattern, anticompetitive piece of shit.

Sounds like it could be a humidity issue, not a water issue. Maybe try moving them to a warm area that gets good air flow?