Klear

Looks like Dr. Jacoby. Is he texting himself?

In a rare instance he's absolutely correct.

That's on me. I set the bar too low.

They said they have some big cats there, but they might be lion'

If you don't use a seatbelt, a crash can turn your body into a projectile and kill someone else, so it's not just "let the dumbasses die" scenario.

Or so I heard on the internet. Sounds like it's probably a thing, though no idea how common it is.

Anything can be a bottle opener with a bit of practice.

And plastic lemons.

Artificial.

Alternatively life used us to make lemons.

*You would?

(sorry)

We just keep on trying till we run out of gullible investors.