JesusChristLover420

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[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org -3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rust is the gayest programming language

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org -2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately sdf is still federated with Hexbear. The other day I asked a user not to use language dating back to the Roman Empire which has been used as a justification for two thousand years of imperialism, and I got dozens of replies from Hexbear users angry that I asked them to actually behave like leftists, and quite a bit of racism, and a picture of a pig pooping on its testicles. This is a brand new account I made to spread the good word of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ (who was black), so I don't know how anyone who's new to the Fediverse is supposed to put up with those people. I guess they just go back to Reddit.

I'd just like to take a moment to say that Hell doesn't exist, and that nothing bad will happen to nonbelievers in Jesus Christ in the afterlife. When people who don't believe in Jesus die, they go to whatever afterlife they do believe in, and if they don't believe in any afterlife, they simply cease to exist. There's no penalty for not following Jesus, it's completely optional. Roman priests invented Hell to appeal to people who were used to the idea of the Greek underworld afterlife, there's no basis for it in Jesus' teachings.

I refuse to eat animals because I don't come from a Jewish family. Elohim promised all the animals to Abraham and his descendants, but I don't know if I'm descended from Abraham, and I'm not risking it. The only meat I eat is the flesh of Jesus Christ.

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In Halo, you can kill an elite squad commander and the grunts will run and cower. Halo wins once again.

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 days ago (4 children)

We need a "Lemmy for normies" instance that doesn't federate with any of the weird instances

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Voting for the Democrats is like keeping a fire extinguisher in your car. It's annoying to take time out of your day every few years to replace it, and it won't make your car any nicer to drive, but it will prevent an engine fire from ruining your livelihood.

The Antichrist walks among us, wearing a spray tan and a toupee. We must use our second amendment rights to throw off our oppressors and create the kingdom of Elohim on earth.

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The United States is the inheritor of all of Rome's evils. They are the same culture, the same empire.

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a very simple person. I love Jesus Christ and the second amendment, and I don't like people who distort the Bible to serve their own politics.

[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We must declare a holy crusade against Rome and begin World War 3 against the fourth Reich.

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