[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Was für ein dämlicher Arschkrapfen

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

... and walks like a Nazi...

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

All Germans, when they read mushi: 😏

Muschi means pussy in German

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

What an ass clown

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Dehumanizing people?

Now he's going full nazi

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

And boobs! Veryer important

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Stupid but good. Approved!

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Of course. Fuck EA.

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

2.5 million times "Taylor Swift" on that list

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Thats a shame… I was planning to rewatch Zombieland and write down all the survival rules…

I've got you bro:
#1: Cardio - When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.
#2: Double Tap - In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets.
#3: Beware of Bathrooms - Don't let them catch you with your pants down.
#4: Seatbelts - Fasten your seat belts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
#5: No Attachments
#7: Travel Light - And I don't mean just luggage.
#9: With Your Bare Hands
#10: Don't Swing Low
#11: Use Your Foot
#13: Shake It Off
#14: Always Carry a Change of Underwear
#16: Opportunity Knocks
#17: Don't be a Hero - Why don't you take this one?
#17: Be a Hero - Some rules are made to be broken. (Rule updated)
#18: Limber Up - Going down that hill, it is very important.
#19: Break It Up
#20: It's a Marathon, Not a Sprint, Unless It's a Sprint, then Sprint
#22: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23: Ziploc™ Bags - You got enough problems, moisture shouldn't be one of them.
#24: Use Your Thumbs
#25: Shoot First
#26: A Little Sunscreen Never Hurt Anybody
#27: Incoming!
#28: Double-Knot Your Shoes
#30: Pack Your Stain Stick
#31: Check the Back Seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.
#32: Enjoy the Little Things - I hate to give credit to anyone who looks like Yosemite Sam, but I'm writing it down.
#42: Keep Your Hands to Yourself - It's just polite.
#52: Don't Be Afraid to Ask for Help - Yeah and they ignored rule 52: don't be afraid to ask for help.
#53: Wet Naps

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Protip: burn down the world

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Stabiler Tipp, danke!

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