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[-] JPJones@startrek.website 23 points 10 months ago

DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going!

Microsoft paid $13B for this tech in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] JPJones@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago

Just after midnight. Why? 🤔

Chicago style deep dish pizza in c/foodporn@lemmy.world
[-] JPJones@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

Naw. Downvoted for the improper use of "your" in the edit.

Anyone who recently had a "Yup, it was that kinda day" day. What happened? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] JPJones@startrek.website 19 points 11 months ago

3 days ago. Main drain pipe for the house clogged. Poo water came up both shower drains. We had the house cleaned that morning. Toilets unusable for most of the day. $800 to get it fixed due to complications because of old house. At least it was fixed same day I guess.

Good luck web devs in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] JPJones@startrek.website 12 points 11 months ago

I hate this.

NASA has some explaining to do in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] JPJones@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago

Probably man-made as opposed to farm grown.

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Batman in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] JPJones@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago

It is.

I heard it for Michael Jackson first in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] JPJones@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago

Late '80s. I was in middle school. That shit spread like wildfire.

I heard it for Michael Jackson first in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[-] JPJones@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah but middle school you totally would

Edit: got me with yer frickin double negative you bastard

it takes the edge off in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] JPJones@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago

No it isn't!

I'll just be a quick 3h in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] JPJones@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago

It's OKAY to say no.

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