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Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going!
If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers.
In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best.
JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then.
Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable.