HenchmanNumber3

Top down design of protocols by a security- and privacy-conscious organization rather than leaving security to corporations as a side item or PR campaign topic when their primary focuses are marketing, advertising, data collection, and intellectual property.

This isn't Reddit, in case you hadn't noticed.

Do you read fortunes? There isn't enough context in our brief exchange for you to know anything meaningful about me. You really like the shadowbox with straw men.

I'm so mad! This is just awful. Some Dunning-Kruger University graduate is schooling me in how awesome his life is! Make your money writing whatever bullshit you want. Even trolls have to eat, especially when they're bad at bridge guarding. Tell Chat GPT I said hi next time you "write" an article.

Is sealioning mentioned in the rules? I hadn't checked.

I think this is hilarious. I'm talking to someone who acts like a kid who thinks they just invented being obnoxious on the internet.

If you don't want respect then you're terrible at acting like it. People who don't care what others think don't brag anonymously and call randos jealous when they don't know anything concrete about you to be jealous of other than your weak trolling.

I'm guessing if you have an ex-wife, she probably complains about you. This is literally the first time I've commented in this community but you think I'm a regular. You're great at reading people. Keep it up! You'll get there someday...maybe...

I didn't say anything about forum rules. Upvotes are irrelevant. And yes, I'm wasting your time, apparently quite successfully, and with your apparent eagerness too. Keep wasting your time. Keep writing like a middle school kid bragging about how his dad can beat up someone else's dad. I'm sure you'll get that jealousy and respect you think you deserve. I'll just be here dying every second.

You're really killing it here. Put me in my place. I'm jealous of a rando on the Internet who thinks his life is so good that he has to tell other people that they're jealous.

I'm just here wasting the time of a troll and letting him spin out in rants and non sequiturs. Keep going. I'm sure you'll convince us you don't care with more effort.

Ooh, a rant! "No seriously, guys, I don't care what you think! I'll keep telling you just to make sure you understand! I'll respond again just to make sure!"

Oh no, an angry troll wielding the power of nonsense! This is the most boring souls-like game I've ever played.

Okay...? Now you're just posting random shit.

You're sealioning about sealioning now.

That's literally the only comic from Wondermark I've ever seen and it was after I saw the term used a lot. That it originated with a comic doesn't mean everyone who uses the term reads the comic. You assume too much.

The thing trolls never seem to understand is that it doesn't matter if you're being facetious or serious. Nobody cares whether you're actually serious about whatever absurdity you spew. The function of a troll is not to communicate or convey anything worthwhile. It's just humor below the level of a fart joke where you try to piss people off and laugh at them for being pissed off. And it's not even clever. It's just stupid. An effective troll would be nearly undetectable and ride the Poe's Law line so well that others retain at least some amount of doubt.