Hogfather. Based on the Terry Pratchett book of the same name. The hogfather (santa) is missing so Death has to fill in.

Yeah, I tend to like that response, sometimes it works but people seem to think it would never happen here...

Worth a try, I suppose.

Hah, fair enough, most people don't seem to understand that it is so close to that though.

Yeah, that is the most common response I get. Not quite sure what the best approach to deal with that is.

Is 13 a normal age to be working in Canada? That seems a bit young.

I don't know that you can do it without an extension, however Mozilla has put out an extension called "Firefox Translations" that translates webpages locally on your computer with a downloaded dictionary. So far it works well in my experience, though I don't know any other languages, so I can't really speak to its accuracy. That being said, so far I haven't come across any nonsensical translations.

That was definitely my experience buying a car a few months ago. My car was totaled so I had to buy a replacement unexpectedly. I was seeing used cars with 30,000-50,000 miles selling for more than MSRP and new cars were very hard to find. I ended up buying a new car that was less expensive than the used cars I was looking at and ended up getting a much lower APR due to the fact that it was a new car.

I prefer silver jewelry (on myself at least), but for furniture type things gold is alright.

Yeah, I have a very hard time trusting Microsoft.

I switched because Microsoft just keeps getting worse and worse, and I like having complete control over my system. And limiting the amount of my data going out.

Linux in general uses much less system resources than windows, and I like being able to easily change my workflow (desktop environment, window manager, etc).

I came here to say that as well. Or, as @vd1n says, mushrooms. It really helps remind you that the world is wondrous, and even after it's over, it makes it easier to see the joy in everything.