Bro put the punchline in the title.

I, for one, am keenly interested in Kid Rock's opinion on the role of central banking in a post-pandemic economy. /s

I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they're little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I'm just standing there going, "Damn!".

A lot of TNG episodes would have been shorter if she had Troi's job.

Picard: "These fishy-looking ambassadors arrived in hibernation."
Lwaxana: "They're not ambassadors, they're terrorists. They have a bomb."
Picard: "Thanks, L"

Security arrests fishy dudes
Roll credits

HDMI cables. . The cheap ones and the expensive ones have the same specifications

Is that a real pic? Dude went full Big Boy.

As a wise man once said, "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits."

Darcy the human wants healthcare. Trained trash pandas want apples. Why are we even discussing this?

I actually, for real, made mushroom stroganoff tonight because all of these memes made me hungry for it.

Mitch McConnell tests the limits of my liberal tendency towards compassion.

Life isn't like the movies. Sometimes the genies you meet are just dicks.

NGL Impossible Whoppers are delicious and I didn't exhibit any catgirl symptoms for at least two years.