Yeah, I can't remember the last time I went to McDonalds: Progressively shitty food, progressively higher prices, and increasingly lengthy wait times.

It's not fast, it's not good, it's not cheap, and it's not convenient.

Oh man, I haven't seen Little Nicky in years! I miss when Adam Sandler made genuinely fun movies. The Ridiculous 6 was alright, but not as good as stuff like Waterboy and Happy Gilmore.

Look at bottom left.

Bottom left fucks.

Sounds like more of a public service than a crime...

This would work better if he just asked, "What CDs?"

If you're a patriot you should automatically hate Clarence Thomas because he is a threat to the republic.

Funny how they can just completely ignore the law with no real consequences, I guess this means the system is officially broken.

I would love this!

Captain: The reactor is critical!

Engineer: checks readings

Engineer: ...yup.

Captain: CRITICAL!

Engineer: Yessir, it's on and functioning...

boards plane

Nope.

unboards plane

If the majority of people used force to get what they wanted, it would not be any of the shit that the GOP wanted because they are a minority. The only thing protecting them is that society has accepted to change things through voting instead of violence. Fuck with that at your own peril, dumbass.

I said seagull: Stop it now!

I don't think he'll get very far, he is probably really bad at running.