Eiri

What brand is that?

Ten seconds? Holy crap that's fast. Mine takes minutes.

Nintendo missed an opportunity to make a good, cute one.

Not that I would ever want to be filmed while gaming. If I did, I'd at least try to make a few bucks by streaming.

The drawings are so cute

I wonder if someone's made a joke like this in a science paper before. Something to the effect of "we don't understand what's happening in our experiment as it seems to break the laws of physics. Perhaps the physics police just isn't around to enforce them."

Helps remembering pins

You're out of luck if you need the letters though, because phones and PIN keypads don't have the same letters on the same numbers.

You mean, beep when they're finished?

Many microwaves have a semi-hidden feature to mute all sounds. Usually involves long-pressing one of the number buttons.

I also don't understand it in the slightest.

Poiluevre? Wow I didn't know that.

I meant getting elected. As for old people voting, you have a point, but if old people's views don't matter at all, then you can easily imagine a world where policy doesn't care about them, which might be dangerous.

I just wish we had fewer old people. It sounds like I'm arguing for a purge... But I just mean I wish our birth rates were stable instead of going all boom-and-bust.

The world would be so much better off if you just couldn't be elected after a certain age.