Y'know, in my darkest moments, I've taken solace in the fact that suicide would also mean I wouldn't have to partake in capitalism anymore.

This feels like literal hell. Not even suicide will let you escape.

For some reason they also ask how many you need.

I've done that once, and honestly wrote I needed four screws. A few days later I got an envelope with like, 20 screws. I get it, but still found it a bit funny.

... What? I have Ikea furniture that's lasted 10+ years, through 5+ moves including disassembly and reassembly every time. Nothing took more than 20 minutes to assemble, and I definitely believe this furniture can outlive me.

Oh wow, I just looked up Lemmygrad and was shocked and dissapointed at the results, seeing the Exploding Heads results changed that dissapointment to complete disgust.

I haven't tried using arch since I was 12, and even after all these years the experience makes me feel like such a poser, I didn't even manage to compile the kernel, and gave up before I had anything resembling an OS.

In general, I feel l like Europeans experience a healthy amount of shame in situations like these, like USians completely lack.

I'd lie awake at night for the rest of my life because of the shame I'd feel knowing I left something behind looking as trashed as that.

As a vegetarian, I really don't see the difference. I don't want to eat bugs because the concept of eating meat sounds gross, but I don't understand how someone can eat other kinds of meat yet find insects disgusting.

It is definitely not the right answer.

I can make wine, to prevent me from making wine you'd have to make literally every fruit illegal, and even then there are millions of wild apple trees in my country that you'd have to cut down. It's impossible to prevent people from making alcohol.

In contrast to that, you can't grow anything that produces caffeine in my country. I'd have to import it, and checking mail in customs is a hell of a lot easier than checking the vast areas of empty forest to see if I'm illegally growing apples.

Hi. I'm autistic, as in I've had the diagnosis for close to two decades now, and on behalf of the autistic community I'd like to ask you to not associate your abhorrent psyche and worldview with us.

Could you/anyone take a screenshot of the tweets for us non-twitter users?

You did well, thanks for sticking to it until the end.

Truly. I don't get this new "switch to Firefox!!" hype, are the people writing this very young, or am I missing something? I've been using Firefox since beta, I've never seen a reason to switch since it's always been the superior browser, why have people been running anything else in the first place?