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This is the exact premise of a German TV series, where the parents leave the kids money for food while on vacation, and the kids decide to save the money by only eating ... ravioli.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravioli_(TV_series)

Stop trying to bring the thorn back and write th like a normal person

In a car, sure, since 99% of the seats face the front. Same for an airplane. Left is left, right is right.

How would you do that with for instance a classic rowboat? Then your left is on the right side, no matter how you turn your head?

Because port/starboard refers to the left/right side of the ship, regardless how the person orientated. If you are facing the front of the ship, then yes, port = left. If you are facing the back of the ship, port = right. So it is very handy to have words that always refer to the same part of the ship.

(All the other terms, like front/bow and stern/rear, who cares? I dunno.)

I don't hate, but do like to give options.

Y not both? Plenty of hate, enough for plebes and elites

And end with:

"Thank you, I will do what you tell me". 

Thank you both!

Where do the white/black letters T K T P stand for?

Typo of ditch? Either because the U and I are next to each other, or auto correct.

Can't imagine it being hip slang