ClimateStalin

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[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I genuinely think it would alleviate a lot of societal problems. Gets people out and into a social situation that isn’t work. Updates information for people who’re still running on what they learned in Bio 101 in 1970.

There’s a lot of stuff that we as a society have learned and a lot of people stopped updating their knowledge when they left high school

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Unironically though, hasn’t Israel actually attacked Polish citizens, unlike Russia? Maybe worry about the one that’s actually a danger to you and your people.

Btw Poland while you were looking at Russia and screaming, Germany is staring at you like this:

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Calling reddit a dark internet underbelly

In 2025 reddit is literally the most normie website there is. It’s the only place you can semi-reliably expect to see shit posted by other people. My normie coworkers complain about how they have to add “reddit” onto the end of their google searches to get anything usable.

Facebook is more of a dark internet underbelly at this point, just an endless chasm of AI slop where finding a human is a rare surprise. Reddit is just the last semi-functional website.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

I think about it this way, there are two options. Either she was a completely willing participant in the evil he spread, or she was trapped in an abusive relationship and is better off now. Either way it’s good he died.

Definitely looks like it was the first option since she’s continuing his grift

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It fucking pisses me off the way Western countries constantly go poking bee hives and then a bee flies around their face without even stinging and they act like they’ve been horribly violated.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

Poland stop participating in the war if you don’t want to participate in the war challenge

Like fuck, declare neutrality if you want safety, you don’t get to say “Yes we fully support Ukraine in their fight against the evil Russian hordes and we will give them money and weapons to kill as many Russians as possible!” and then complain when drones fly over you and don’t even attack you. You’re lucky they didn’t start bombing you months ago for being a fucking participant.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Brother, this man hasn’t found a conspiracy theory he doesn’t believe

Chem trails, cloud seeding, body doubles, anti-medication (except when he actually understands how the medication is beneficial), poisoned food supply, moon landing, and my personal favorite, “lesbians have more domestic violence than straight couples”

He’s the general manager of a Chain Pizza Restaurant and I had to explain to him 2 days ago what gluten is, how it’s made, what it does, that most people can digest it perfectly well, and that it’s not added to food to poison people.

This summer was way rainier here than usual and I had to explain the mechanics of climate change and plant transpiration and why the hotter temperatures plus our location means lots of rain

Honestly he’s one of the most understandable conspiracy theorists I’ve met, like he came by it honestly. It seems like he understands the world as being deterministic and that events have causes you can interpret into a holistic view. (This is what makes him a better manager than the people above him - a materialist understanding of the situation our store is in and what is needed for it to function)

But he’s a high school drop out former heroin addict who spent several years homeless and several more in prison. He doesn’t have the education and knowledge to actually form the things he sees into a comprehensive world view. So he ties it together with whatever conspiracy theories he’s been exposed to or comes up with them himself to fill the gaps.

“It’s raining way more this summer than usual, and I keep seeing weird clouds coming out of the forest. They must be making it rain!” Obviously that’s insane but you need some information to know why. First you need to know that climate change is happening and means this summer was hotter. You need to know that hotter air holds more water. You also need to know that the way trees bring water up to their leaves is by evaporating more water out of them (transpiration), and that this process is less efficient when it’s hot outside. Hotter temps mean the trees are dumping more water into the air (the strange clouds rising out of the forest), which all has to come down.

This is why we need mandatory continued adult education. Everyone should be taking one college class either per year or per semester forever. This should be a normal, expected part of adult life. This man needs an environmental science class and a couple intro bio classes.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

My boss literally believes this

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Surely Netanyahu will just not go to NYC right?

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nah it’s a Helldivers reference

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Not a doctor but am a neuroscientist, dude 100% had a stroke

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago (9 children)

I’m still not convinced Luigi killed that dude to be quite honest, I kinda still think he’s a patsy.

He looks completely different from the guy in the security footage, who also looks completely different from the guy in the Uber.

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