Bob

This is what happens when you promise you'd protect a country if they gave up their nukes, and then you don't protect that country when they get invaded.

What is it about role-playing that's strictly masculine? Like, why does the group have to be gendered?

I just fucking tried to look up cholegolasterol.

Don't pin this shit on me.

Whiter than... Something really white.

Put some soles on these and make thieves wear them instead of throwing them in jail.

You seem to have not actually said that, though.

I dunno what's so confusing. Clearly Jews invented black people in order to mess up society so they could, uhh... so they could... get a strike?

I would rather it not exist in DC either, actually.

Check out Ecosia. It's the same thing, but your searches plant trees in a responsible manner.

Hi Bob!

God damn do I want one