this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024
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[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

There needs to be little motors that activate when you step that spin them with nozzles pointed at them that spray fine glitter on them so people can see what they hear.

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tamborlands?

Maybe a little light treason.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No touching!✋🤚

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Bob@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Put some soles on these and make thieves wear them instead of throwing them in jail.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Time to get caught on purpose...

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did they remove them? It seems like way more work for a profoundly worse product.

[–] quicksand@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I think profoundly worse was intended by whoever made these lol

[–] Maco1969@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Had some idiot walk into my flat wearing wooden clogs, my cat left at speed never to be seen again....