Beanis

It's true, I'm a firm believer in Effective Beantruism.

Bean you my son.

You can't handle the truth.

MODS MODS MODS I am being unfairly represented. I only use oregano to season myself.

Of course, I love my fans.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Boo

I'm right here, I'm always with you @JustSo@hexbear.net , I give you the hardest battles because you are my strongest soldier

This is beanist rhetoric and it doesn't belong on HB.

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