Why?

For real?

Bloodborne reference.

And you should watch 300. It’s not high brow, but to me the movie feels like how ancient people might have portrayed those stories. Epic, grandiose and totally over the top.

A good place to battle an orphan.

This true but also irrelevant to the point that technological supremacy doesn’t equal a guaranteed win.

Every place mostly populated by people is bound have a lot of idiots.

They’re not all identical in size. Maybe football fields are a better example

Sometimes, at least.

I would. But I’m not religious so that doesn’t count I guess.

Man, I'm sorry. You really missed out.

Then it's unintelligent design.

They look delicious. Would you mind sharing the sauce’s recipe?