Should be 500m.

They have tickets but they're squirreled away and not accessible.

Because that's what he was doing and he assumed everyone else would.

Not some communist immigrant transgender pet eating insane criminal pedofile drag queen.

FTFY

Exactly, you or I would be doing a 10 stretch (and rightly so) and I'm not sure if I buy the mental health excuse. Just seems a bit of a cop out.

They should charge him with having a daft hat and glasses as well ;-)

The hats are soft. The rifles have bayonets though ;-)

The armed police on site have live rounds loaded though.

You'll probably find those guns aren't loaded. Back in the 80's we'd put a couple of coins into the (empty) magazine so that it made a louder sound when slapping the magazine as we performed drill movements.

Wonder if they like dags.

Ha, fucking ha.

And a soup nazi.

Will you stop putting his name first as the main part of the subject?

We see his name first and have a heart attack.