Have you ever heard of sticks? Chopsticks? Most any place I'm willing to camp will have something I can make into workable chopsticks.

Paramedic! I was all, what the heck is a parademic? It's a typo, in the title!

Ah ha ha ha! That's the funniest thing, most wonderful thing I've heard all week. Keep the GOP scrambling, keep them on the defensive. Brilliant!

Literally every morning from 2016-2020 waking up and wondering what fresh new hell #45 was stirring up. Never again.

TY! SMH! Can we please not have trump in any position of power, ever again?

New probe confirms Trump officials blocked Puerto Rico from receiving hurricane aid (Hurricane Maria, 2017)

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/new-probe-confirms-trump-officials-blocked-puerto-rico-receiving-hurri-rcna749

Anyone informed of this simple fact ought to want to expand the court. Who did they interview, anyway? Only the clueless?

This isn't the instance I was thinking of, but apparently trump broke the law, according to the GAO when his administration withheld aid to Ukraine. https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/16/politics/gao-report-administration-violated-law-withholding-aid/index.html

Can some clever historian recall for us the time, if there was one, when trump withheld aid from a US state? I'm a terrible historian, personally.

Incest?

Infest?

I don't think I want to party with those guys. I might fall out a window or something.

I was all, "I need one of these", until I saw the pic of it lodged in the ear canal. How would one ever get that out. NOPE.

TRIANGLES MAKE ME HOT!! I'M GONNA REV THIS HOG AND RIDE OUTA HERE MFERS!!