Apocalypteroid

This could be l due to sleep apnoea. I was tired all the time, taking daily naps and still utterly exhausted. Got a CPAP machine and I feel like a new man.

Right-wingers more likely to be thickos

Pasta, yes. Spaghetti, no.

Thanks, but I would rather gnaw of my own feet

Unfortunately, the fish aren't as plentyful as they were back in the good ol' days but I'm still finding most of what I want on pirate bay or 1337X. It's just a case of finding the option with the most reliable seeds.

Tbh I'm not even sure what bubble tea is. Bubbles, yep. Tea, yep. Tea with bubbles? Have you put washing up liquid in it? Why is it bubbly?

Only every other day? You gotta pump those numbers up.

I'm old enough to be one of Napster's early adopters. Unfortunately most of my collection has been lost to either malfunction or negligence but due to most of the major streamers being fucking evil I'm back sailing the musical seven seas. And plus my internet is about 100x faster now so yohoho mehearties.

Pre-made pizza bases will save you time, making your own is super cheap but I appreciate it takes time. I'll usually make a big batch on a weekend and then just freeze balls of dough which I can use later.

Just buy a pre-made one then

Pizza sauce is so easy to make yourself - fry a clove of garlic in a teaspoon of oil, add a can a chopped tomatoes, a pinch of salt, a pinch of sugar, a pinch of oregano - let that simmer on the stove, stirring occasionally, for about 20 minutes or until all the water has boiled off and you have a thick puree then spread that on your chosen base and add some cheese. Voila! If you learn how to make your own dough then a homemade cheese pizza will cost pennies and taste better than anything you will get in the supermarket.

He's being a massive brick about it tho