Stop thinking of America as a singular entity that makes decisions. Think of it as millions of individuals scratching and clawing to get everything they can.

You are in a twisty maze of passages all alike.

But wait, he’s supposed to be the evil puppet master

Could CRISPER be used to create a crispier French fry?

Are Chrome’s dev tools really that much better than Firefox’s?

For the stupid among us, what’s the purpose of the switch?

Yes. This is how Americans say “hello!” To each other.

Holy jumpin fuckin jahosafat.

HA HA!

Well it’s not surprising. According to the article the dog was playing the trombone while trying to drive.

I attest that I did not copy it

It’s pronounced Doe-LOM-It-Ease