My holiday has begun with a pint of Guinness at the pub, and a lamb kebab n chips grabbed on the way home. I will now find something brainless to watch and enjoy it in the happy knowledge that nobody expects me to do anything for several days

I’m very sleepy. Nigh nighs

Mmmmm, wheatbag

Hi hi

Good morning. I seem to have woken up at an unreasonable time for Sunday morning

Morning

Good morning

G’day

I have procured salmon tempura sushi roll. This is the business

Good morning. It is time for me to get up. I don’t want to

Flat clean. Now to make a mess

I have footy tickets tonight, but I’m not going to use them. I’m tired, have a headache and my face has slowly filled with snot throughout the day.

I swear I was moderately healthy this morning!