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[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 128 points 4 months ago
[-] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I really don't like that taste of vomit in my mouth he just made me experience...

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 months ago

I used to have a president who bragged about how humble they were

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 121 points 4 months ago

"...and he's the best second shift server we have on staff"

[-] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 103 points 4 months ago

Ngl if it weren’t for my soul crushing student loan debt, I’d do this. Not to qualify for jobs or gloat, I just love learning.

I hope to start a PhD before 40 but the finances and family life aren’t looking too promising.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 43 points 4 months ago

Why do you think he's still in school? They can't start collecting until you finish school. All he has to do is remain in school longer than fasfa remains solvent....so Id say he's got a chance.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

"It's a form, not a student debt corporation." - My Mom.

[-] Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 months ago

If it's not to qualify for jobs you can always just learn online for free. I suppose it depends on the degree but there's quite a lot you can just teach yourself these days.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 months ago

I learn new things almost every day, I haven't set foot in a school in nearly 20 years.

[-] Swarfega@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago
[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

My dog eats shoe soles when she gets separation anxiety, and miraculously, she hasn’t managed to need surgery (for that) yet.

That one was free, but the next dog fact is gonna set you back $10k.

(And we know the shoes are an issue. The last 3 were a friends shoe that was accidentally left here in a place we didn’t spot them, our dog sitter’s mom’s shoe (from her closet!), and my wife’s shoe from the ’no dog area’ when we forgot to close a baby gate.)

[-] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Ngl every time that thought runs through my head it eventually hits a wall at some point in the class when you've had your fill of curiosity for the subject, would rather move on to something else, but now you are stuck doing homework and working on that paper.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Bruh. I question very seriously the wisdom of any applicant who has a PhD. Considering that a good deal of my job requires me to fire useless phds when their idiot bosses won’t do it.

I have a PhD, btw. Been through the trenches.

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago

My employer has hired a few PhD’s for entry level engineering positions, and then they always end up fired because they are too incompetent to do it.

“I have a PhD”. Yeah, but you can’t even do this basic shit and your doctorate is in nothing we care about, but you knew some people.

[-] ElderberryLow@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

Same. I’d do every IT degree possible if so lol.

[-] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Ive often thought that id love to get paid to learn. Like give up my job and my new job is just learning

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

You can, but then it switches from learning to discover something. Expanding human knowledge is cool, but then reality sets in with funding, getting published, and having to kiss ass to rich idiots who think they are just as smart as you.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You can audit classes for free at Harvard online.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Most colleges have the option to audit classes for free even!

[-] PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

Me too! I plan on doing a PhD sometime in my 40s, before I turn 50.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 73 points 4 months ago

People just business shit post there all day, huh?

[-] extant@lemmy.world 82 points 4 months ago

What else is a CEO supposed to do, work?

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

It's like a less transphobic Tumblr.

[-] erp@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago

This individual has more debt than the United States government.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 months ago

I have 47 different degrees and two years of experience as a degree forger

[-] ElderberryLow@programming.dev 33 points 4 months ago

This person’s LinkedIn account is real but they’ve also written a book about getting into all the top programs, they’ve been a CEO of their own company since 2013, and been on other boards. You can find him pretty quickly in the comments on that post.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What's crazier is the Twitter guy acting like he was taking a risk...

If I was the applicant and I found out about this, I'd 100% start applying to a new company.

You might get the job, but no one is going to listen to you.

Edit:

Or does LinkedIn look like Twitter now? I never used it so assumed it was Twitter and the screenshot was linked in profile

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago

Yeah that's LinkedIn.

You can tell because it's as crazy as Twitter but not quite as racist.

[-] lamabop@lemmings.world 7 points 4 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

LinkedIn would do well with a couple buttholes.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Am I being cynical or oblivious when I see that history and assume it's mostly bullshit?

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

He was getting a masters in math at Harvard at the same time he was getting a masters in education at Stanford, while also going to Stanford Business School.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Taking one class of each program at a time technically counts as doing that program!

[-] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Except the timelines they have for all the course are as if he was a full time student…. Something isn’t adding up here.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

It also says they cum loudly, don't think it's a serious document at all

(Do... Do I have to put the /s? Probably... Oh well)

[-] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

It’s early in the morning, I didn’t see the ! In your original comment 🥲

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Nah it's all good, I know sarcasm is difficult on the Internet, I just always pray I've found a way to be obvious and inevitably eat downvotes sometimes.

But that's how I live my online life

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I think it might be satire.

[-] ken_cleanairsystems@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago

I don't know -- but, if so, put me down as cynical or oblivious, too.

[-] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 months ago

He would be an immediate block for me, anytime I see a sentence and not a job title under their name. It’s served me well so far the rare times I open LinkedIn.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 4 months ago

I have 20 BAs, 17 AAs, and 4 doctorates.

If only 1 of them was in my name... 😮‍💨

[-] EdanGrey@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

If I saw this I'd be seriously concerned as a recruiter (I do recruitment for my firm sometimes), bit of a red flag. Does this person have any work experience whatsoever?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

He said in the post that they don't.

[-] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Right, that or it's a bunch of BS. Either way it can't be good. At a certain point you need either work experience or a portfolio for what you've worked on since your degree. Having only degrees is a problem.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

That intern was Elon Musk.

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