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Anon plays Banjo Kazooie (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 63 points 3 months ago

Isn't Banjo the one where all the girls have massive tits? And the witch turns into a total hottie as well. Need to get me some of that Gruntussy.

[-] prof@infosec.pub 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Not all of them, but there are more than I thought: Wiki

Notably Humba Wumba and aptly named Bikini Girl.

[-] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Grunty is a BABE

[-] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Always reminded me of Posh Spice

[-] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Wait, do they?

[-] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 months ago

Did it, though?

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 33 points 3 months ago

Obviously

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 27 points 3 months ago

Conker's Bad Fur Day made me a coprophiliac

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Down bad for Sloprano

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

So his mom was handling his dick?

[-] Numenor@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Ha, this guy's mum doesn't handle his dick!

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 months ago

10yrs later:

why do my kids hate me?

[-] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

The step mom wanted to fuck that bear.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

That can't someone from being gay :3

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024

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