Why won't mums hire Harold the Ship Man for children's parties? (a.l3n.co)

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[-] Tyoda@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Harold Frederick Shipman (14 January 1946 – 13 January 2004), known to acquaintances as Fred Shipman, was an English general practitioner and serial killer. He is considered to be one of the most prolific serial killers in modern history, with an estimated 250 victims.

Shipman targeted vulnerable elderly people who trusted him as their doctor, killing them with either a fatal dose of drugs or prescribing an abnormal amount.

What the actual fuck.

I just wanted to know if this article was satirical.

[-] OrlandoDoom@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

It's newsthump, so yes it is.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago

It's the Sunday Sport (the community is for all satirical news) but, other than that, spot on.

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

I really hope the sails are made of tiny sandwiches

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

Perhaps the whole thing is an edible kiddie party treat.

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