They are not looking for a person, but an actual grizzly bear
Well that would pretty efficiently squelch any workplace conflict.
Normally I object to overly specific hiring descriptions to skip out on the requirement to post a job for outside candidates before hiring from inside, but I think that as a WWII veteran, Wojtek has more than earned a little leeway.
To shreds you say?
Well how is his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
She ran into a man in the woods.
Yeah, I don't think lying on your resume is a wise decision here.
There's not enough left for us to show you what happened to them.
The last one went to Grizzco
Is the job managing grizzly bears in conflict (like a general leading them in battle) or managing conflicted grizzly bears (like a marriage counselor for bears)? 🤔
Is there a signing bonus?
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