if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant : anarchychess

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 114 points 6 months ago

If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

[-] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago

will you show video proof that you did that

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

Do I have to?

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 57 points 6 months ago

Proof or ban, it's the law

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago

Fuck it, I’m in.

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 6 months ago

Downvoting to save my eyes

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 25 points 6 months ago

Upvoting to damn your eyes.

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[-] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 15 points 6 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?

[-] odium@programming.dev 13 points 6 months ago

D. All of the above?

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[-] itsmect@monero.town 11 points 6 months ago

Absolutely.

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

Yup

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[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes

[-] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

Upvoted just for you buddy

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[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 78 points 6 months ago

The black pawn just minding his business and then outta nowhere

[-] urda@lebowski.social 35 points 6 months ago

Boom. Headshot.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago

At this point, it's a Lemmy userbase metric.

[-] 01101000_01101001@mander.xyz 41 points 6 months ago

Little-known fact: A 1024-wide en passant is properly called a kibienpassant.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Is a 4-wide a nibble passant?

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[-] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 33 points 6 months ago

Why do I feel so committed to this?

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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 28 points 6 months ago

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Ah, the infamous grain gambit.

[-] MinekPo1@lemmy.ml 22 points 6 months ago

fun fact : the angle is now around 3" 26' which is just slightly over ¹/₂₀ of a degree !

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[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Does Lemmy even have enough active users for the next one?

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[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

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[-] sag@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

Oh Shit, here we go again.

[-] aeharding@vger.social 12 points 6 months ago

See you on the front page

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[-] explore_broaden@midwest.social 19 points 6 months ago

The image has like two pixels per square now

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[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago

This cannot be a legal move

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

According to Wikipedia, en passant describes the capture by a pawn of an enemy pawn on the same rank and an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.

According to dictionary.cambridge.org, adjancent means very near, next to, or touching

According to sync, the image is 0.02 MB.

Assuming lemmy.world stores images on floppy disks a diameter of 200mm that have a capacity of 80 kB, floppy disks store information on the entirety of their size, writing data from one side to the other and looping back to the other side when reaching the end of a row(i realized only after i did the math that floppy disks dont work like that) and i didnt make any mistakes in the math i am too lazy to explain in this reply, the distance between pieces is between 7 and 142 mm

142 mm, compared to the distance between stars, is a very short distance, meaning that, in this situation, the en passant is a legal move

[-] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

holy hell you did the math

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

How can I find out more about this move?

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[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago

This is getting out of hand.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

We can still do it folks

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 16 points 6 months ago

I don't know how or why this is a thing, but I'm here for it & you've got a new subscriber!

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Well, they added a double pawn move to speed up games, but it broke the game a bit and so they added en passant to balance it out. Don't worry, a lot of people who don't play chess regularly, forgets this rule

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Last I saw (5 min ago) the 512 had 30 odd upvotes.

Guess that was comments and not upvotes. I need sleep...

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago

Sleep is for the weak.

However, without sleep, you become sleepy, and sleepiness is weakness.

Therefore, sleep is for the sleepy.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 6 months ago

I love it

[-] STOMPYI@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Witnessing history

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

not particularly important history, just history. Like mildew in the shower, so are the days of our lives.

[-] icosahedron@ttrpg.network 14 points 6 months ago

holy too thin to tap on!

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[-] aeharding@vger.social 11 points 6 months ago

Tf is going on here

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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

You ever hear an old story about rice on a chessboard?

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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 6 months ago

Hey-o purple man

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[-] sag@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Need 408 more upvotes

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago

I need this in my life. I am not yet ready to give up. I grew accustomed to this. Let's make it happen! We're all tech people, we know we can just upvote this post the way it needs to be. Its not nice, noone likes to press the trigger on dying deer we just hit with our car, but someone has to do it. The suffering introduced is greater if the trigger is not pressed. Do the right thing.

[-] Snoopey@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

20 votes to go!!

Edit: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL

[-] diegantobass@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

En passant par là, j'ai vu le pion noir se faire manger.

AnarchyChess