if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant : anarchychess

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 114 points 2 years ago (9 children)

If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

[–] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

will you show video proof that you did that

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Do I have to?

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Proof or ban, it's the law

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Fuck it, I’m in.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Downvoting to save my eyes

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 25 points 2 years ago

Upvoting to damn your eyes.

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[–] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pics or it didn't happen

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?

[–] odium@programming.dev 13 points 2 years ago (10 children)

D. All of the above?

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[–] itsmect@monero.town 11 points 2 years ago

Absolutely.

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Yup

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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes

[–] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Upvoted just for you buddy

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The black pawn just minding his business and then outta nowhere

[–] urda@lebowski.social 35 points 2 years ago

Boom. Headshot.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

At this point, it's a Lemmy userbase metric.

[–] 01101000_01101001@mander.xyz 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Little-known fact: A 1024-wide en passant is properly called a kibienpassant.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is a 4-wide a nibble passant?

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[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why do I feel so committed to this?

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Ah, the infamous grain gambit.

[–] MinekPo1@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

fun fact : the angle is now around 3" 26' which is just slightly over ¹/₂₀ of a degree !

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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Does Lemmy even have enough active users for the next one?

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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

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[–] sag@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh Shit, here we go again.

[–] aeharding@vger.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

See you on the front page

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[–] explore_broaden@midwest.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The image has like two pixels per square now

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[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

This cannot be a legal move

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

According to Wikipedia, en passant describes the capture by a pawn of an enemy pawn on the same rank and an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.

According to dictionary.cambridge.org, adjancent means very near, next to, or touching

According to sync, the image is 0.02 MB.

Assuming lemmy.world stores images on floppy disks a diameter of 200mm that have a capacity of 80 kB, floppy disks store information on the entirety of their size, writing data from one side to the other and looping back to the other side when reaching the end of a row(i realized only after i did the math that floppy disks dont work like that) and i didnt make any mistakes in the math i am too lazy to explain in this reply, the distance between pieces is between 7 and 142 mm

142 mm, compared to the distance between stars, is a very short distance, meaning that, in this situation, the en passant is a legal move

[–] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

holy hell you did the math

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

How can I find out more about this move?

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[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

This is getting out of hand.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

We can still do it folks

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know how or why this is a thing, but I'm here for it & you've got a new subscriber!

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Well, they added a double pawn move to speed up games, but it broke the game a bit and so they added en passant to balance it out. Don't worry, a lot of people who don't play chess regularly, forgets this rule

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Last I saw (5 min ago) the 512 had 30 odd upvotes.

Guess that was comments and not upvotes. I need sleep...

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sleep is for the weak.

However, without sleep, you become sleepy, and sleepiness is weakness.

Therefore, sleep is for the sleepy.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago

I love it

[–] STOMPYI@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Witnessing history

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

not particularly important history, just history. Like mildew in the shower, so are the days of our lives.

[–] icosahedron@ttrpg.network 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

holy too thin to tap on!

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[–] aeharding@vger.social 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Tf is going on here

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You ever hear an old story about rice on a chessboard?

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 years ago

Hey-o purple man

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[–] sag@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Need 408 more upvotes

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

I need this in my life. I am not yet ready to give up. I grew accustomed to this. Let's make it happen! We're all tech people, we know we can just upvote this post the way it needs to be. Its not nice, noone likes to press the trigger on dying deer we just hit with our car, but someone has to do it. The suffering introduced is greater if the trigger is not pressed. Do the right thing.

[–] Snoopey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

20 votes to go!!

Edit: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL

[–] diegantobass@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

En passant par là, j'ai vu le pion noir se faire manger.

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