All this mother fucker does is sleep all day and get fat, too lazy to get up for just about anything. Then in the middle night he goes: "Yes I am a hunter of the savanna, just like a cheetah I also can run at 90 miles per hour!" and runs his ass all around the house. But because he's fat and uncoordinated he bumps into everything and because he's also an asshole he throws everything he can on the ground.
Then when he's tired and wants a place to sleep, he decides your fucking face is probably the best to get comfy.
Ugh the life of a cat owner.
