I have no idea what this is and I am torn between my curiosity and the preservation of my innocence.
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Bad dragon sells adult sex toys of a wide variety, most common being dildos. Dildos that are modeled off of dragons or other fantasy-esque creatures.
I kinda want one.
Who am I kidding. Not even kinda. I absolutely want one. A specific model and everything. I just cannot remotely afford it and likely never will...
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I'd like to think that most if not all sex toys are adult sex toys.
I just cannot remotely afford it
Let be honest, prices is kinda insane there. Imagine someone, who deliberately would tell "oh, $200 for a silicon toy that I will not use more then one time or even probably never, that I wanna buy just for pure esthetic purpose. What a steal!".
Use one time? Please. I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me. If I had the money I'd buy it in a fucking heartbeat and have zero regrets. Alas I have already purchased my Christmas gifts for me and even if I saved all that money it wouldn't add up to one of those dildos. I am what is known as extremely fucking poor.
INB4 !Risa organizes a fundraiser to gift @Stamets a giant dildo in appreciation for all the memes.
I mean... I wouldn't say no.
Someone somewhere has 14" dildo with a coffee cup sticker on it.
That could be me, if I had a coffee cup sticker!
Knowing the folks that want bad dragons, I think they want that kind of public humiliation
Sex toys aside, that's a great logo and I'd be proud of any graphic designer that made that
It's just a dragon head?
A cursory search for "dragon head icon" might clarify just how colossal the volume of shite designs truly is. This is clean, legible, and distinct.
My wife has a BD sticker on her water bottle. We joke about it, either you know what it is and are likely having a laugh or just assume it's a normal brand you just don't know.
If you own a BD product, you're likely at least semi okay with sex. It's good fun stuff :)