Just told this one to my son.
Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"
Me: "But you didn't."
This may be the perfect dad joke.
Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.
God.
Good one dad !
What'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?
Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?
What’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
Chocolate except I spilled glue on it
Are dad riddles a thing? I think they should be a thing if not.
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