this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Agent 47 getting paid

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From murder?

Of course they are getting smarter, he died of a superbug infection likely contracted in a hospital when he was in for pneumonia treatment.

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

second-plane

"A second _________ has hit the _________"

I'll take a horse first over Boeing.

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It wasn't sudden. They had pneumonia and took weeks.

[–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 2 points 1 year ago

Hope they got an independent autopsy and a toxicology report