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[-] proper@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago
[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

I’ve never met a ghost that didn’t want answers.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

Husband Bob was "angry" when he heard what had happened and took Mrs Johnson for a coffee to calm her nerves, she said.

If I wanted to calm someone’s nerves, the last thing I would do is give them coffee.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Especially when ghosts can't often leave the physical location of their crossing over. Sounds like Mr. Johnson went for a contemplative walk.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

It’d be a nice cup of tea, obviously.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Many neurodivergent people find caffeine very calming. I have ADHD and coffee is like calm down water for me.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

The story doesn’t specify. My nephew experiences the same thing, though. It’s so weird to see a young child drinking coffee,

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

sorry, i don't reply to dead people

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Fontasia@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago
[-] kindenough@kbin.social 4 points 1 month ago

"parsley saaaaage rosemary and thyme"

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Finally! My trusty ol' Speak With Dead doesn't have to begin entirely one-sided! 🥹

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